It Already Has Funny Birthday Greeting Card

INSIDE GREETING: "Tits Your Birthday! Happy Birthday" COVER - If you think it's cold now, wait till it reaches your nipples! It already has No need for the older woman comically pictured on this hilarious Birthday card to dip her toe into the water to test its temperature, when she can just drop her drooping boobs into the ocean after wading out a couple of feet. Your mature female friends, family members and coworkers, especially, will be wetting themselves with laughter and heating up with delight when you send them the funny, surf and tits Birthday greeting in happy and hysterical honor of their birth anniversary. CARD SIZE - Receive 1, regular sized notecard with 5x7 Inch envelope. We offer funny cards that come either blank or greeted inside, so be sure to review all product photos before purchasing. SOCIALLY RESPONSIBLE - Keeping US jobs at home, our products are Made in the USA (and Canada) for almost 40 years. We use thick, white, glossy cardstock, w/ 30% recycled content (no papyrus, naturally). With more than 5 MILLION greeting cards sold each year, are you ready to laugh!? NobleWorks has been creating fun and humorous greeting cards since 1980 B. E (before eCards were present). Whether you are looking for cards for women, men, friend, co-worker, aunt or uncle, or perhaps you prefer cat and dogs themes, there are over 7,000 assorted choices in our collection, to make her or him laugh! We print on premium, heavier than most, pure white paper with 30% recycled. In addition, we use print-on-demand technology (we and our quality control are very demanding!) which minimizes waste, while we print all our cards North America (a few are printed in Canada). We offer a huge 8.5 x 11-inch jumbo size version of most of our designs and assortment packs of our most popular designs in just about any occasion and configuration. We also publish blank versions of many designs and assortments to be used as thank you notes, friendship, miss you, thinking of you or any other purpose or occasion you can think of. NobleWorks – and The Best Card Company (our non-humor brand) – has the ideal card for you! We strive for perfection and customer satisfaction – every card, every order, every time! Is leaving a lasting impression important to you? – order now and see for yourself!