All About Asses Funny Birthday Greeting Card

INSIDE GREETING: "Now Get Your Ass In Gear And Celebrate!" COVER - Life is all about asses: You're either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, busting it, trying to get a piece of it or behaving like one. No butts about it: This is one of our most popular funny birthday cards. One of the first cards in our Talk Bubbles line, this card features a thorough list of how important behinds are to life. This photo of two naked men with their asses proudly hanging out has been thoughtfully Photoshopped to ensure no other dangly bits distract from this ass-inine, bare butt birthday card. Fans of asses can get a birthday treat when receiving the All About Asses birthday card from NobleWorks Cards. Where else would you expect to find poems about asses? Certainly not at the convenience store or grocery store. Embrace the ass, worship the ass and laugh at the ass with this hilarious card. It is printed in the U.S. on recycled paper, so that we're not asses to the planet. It's available as a single card or in bulk quantities, and we'll ship them to your ass lightning fast. CARD SIZE - Receive 1, regular sized notecard w/ 5x7 envelope. We offer funny cards that come either blank or greeted inside, so be sure to review all product photos before purchasing. SOCIALLY RESPONSIBLE - Keeping US jobs at home, our products are Made in the USA (and Canada) for almost 40 years. We use thick, white, glossy cardstock, w/ 30% recycled content (no papyrus, naturally). With more than 5 MILLION greeting cards sold each year, are you ready to laugh!? NobleWorks has been creating fun and humorous greeting cards since 1980 B. E (before eCards were present). Whether you are looking for cards for women, men, friend, co-worker, aunt or uncle, or perhaps you prefer cat and dogs themes, there are over 7,000 assorted choices in our collection, to make her or him laugh! We print on premium, heavier than most, pure white paper w/ 30% recycled. In addition, we use print-on-demand technology (we and our quality control are very demanding!) which minimizes waste, while we print all our cards North America (a few are printed in Canada). We offer a huge 8.5x11-inch jumbo size version of most of our designs and assortment packs of our most popular designs in just about any occasion and configuration. We also publish blank versions of many designs and assortments to be used as thank you notes, friendship, miss you, thinking of you or any other purpose or occasion you can think of. NobleWorks – and The Best Card Company (our non-humor brand) – has the ideal card for you! We strive for perfection and customer satisfaction – every card, every order, every time! Is leaving a lasting impression important to you? – order now and see for yourself!