White Shit Distribution snarky, funny, and witty Tea towels

Our new white towels are printed by hand (by our all female team!) from 100% super soft bleached cotton. They measure approximately 26" x 27" when opened up, and can be thrown in the washer and dryer. They're printed with an eco-friendly, water-based ink, that's good for the environment and soft to the touch! Each of our white towels are smoother than our textured natural towels, have a twill tape loop on the back, and come on a heavy-duty cardboard hanger. KEYWORDS: I either give too many shits or no shits at all I can't seem to find a middle ground for moderate shit distribution