{"product_id":"funny-birthday-greeting-card-constitution-0753","title":"Constitution (0753) Funny Birthday Greeting Card","description":"Inside Greeting: \"Your Birthday Constitutes A Celebration! Happy Birthday!\"\nCover - I still think we should include something in the constitution in case the people elect a friggin' moron.\n\nThis card is funny because we wish it were true. If we at NobleWorks Cards had our way, we'd pass a law that says anyone who wants to be president should be disqualified from running for president because they are clearly insane. Seriously, anyone who wants that job can't be in their right mind.\n\nThis funny constitution card will have you laughing for days, especially after the headlines of the day get read. This politically charged funny birthday card is available only at NobleWorks, where we carry a huge selection of off-color, politically incorrect and raunchy birthday cards. You won't find cards like these at the grocery store. Our funny birthday cards are perfect for your twisted friends who love a good joke.\n\nCard Size - Receive 1, regular sized notecard with 5x7 inch envelope. We offer funny cards that come either blank or greeted inside, so be sure to review all product photos before purchasing.\n\nSocially Responsible - Keeping US jobs at home, our products are Made in the USA (and Canada) for almost 40 years. We use thick, white, glossy cardstock, w\/ 30% recycled content (no papyrus, naturally).\n\nWith more than 5 million greeting cards sold each year, are you ready to laugh!?\nNobleWorks has been creating fun and humorous greeting cards since 1980 B. E (before eCards were present). Whether you are looking for cards for women, men, friend, co-worker, aunt or uncle, or perhaps you prefer cat and dogs themes, there are over 7,000 assorted choices in our collection, to make her or him laugh!\nWe print on premium, heavier than most, pure white paper with 30% recycled. In addition, we use print-on-demand technology (we and our quality control are very demanding!) which minimizes waste, while we print all our cards North America (a few are printed in Canada).\nWe offer a huge 8.5 x 11-inch jumbo size version of most of our designs and assortment packs of our most popular designs in just about any occasion and configuration. We also publish blank versions of many designs and assortments to be used as thank you notes, friendship, miss you, thinking of you or any other purpose or occasion you can think of.\nNobleWorks – and The Best Card Company (our non-humor brand) – has the ideal card for you! We strive for perfection and customer satisfaction – every card, every order, every time!\nIs leaving a lasting impression important to you? – order now and see for yourself!","brand":"NobleWorks","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50708755218669,"sku":"0753","price":6.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0430\/8284\/2262\/files\/1ea861e4d01580a60930b888a5df4cce71d78ba3c3f55da948ed819931b2be8a.jpg?v=1789744189","url":"https:\/\/feelin-memphis.com\/products\/funny-birthday-greeting-card-constitution-0753","provider":"Feelin’ Memphis LLC","version":"1.0","type":"link"}