{"product_id":"funny-birthday-greeting-card-arm-leg-firstborn","title":"Arm Leg Firstborn Funny Birthday Greeting Card","description":"Inside Greeting: \"Have A Happy Birthday No Matter What It Costs!\" Cover - Gas \u0026amp; Shop Gasoline: Unleaded - Arm. Unleaded Plus - Leg. Premium - Your first born.\n\nThe price of oil always seems to be going up. No, wait a minute, let's correct that: the price of oil fluctuates, but the price of \"gasoline\" always goes up. That's more unpleasantly like it. Making some much-needed light of skyrocketing pump prices is this hilarious B-Day greeting card displaying the all-too-human actual toll of ever-increasing gas costs. Everyone celebrating their big special day will be sure to get a good rise out of this funny petroleum inflation missive.\n\nCard Size - Receive 1, regular sized notecard with 5x7 inch envelope. We offer funny cards that come either blank or greeted inside, so be sure to review all product photos before purchasing.\n\nSocially Responsible - Keeping US jobs at home, our products are Made in the USA (and Canada) for almost 40 years. We use thick, white, glossy cardstock, w\/ 30% recycled content (no papyrus, naturally).\n\nWith more than 5 million greeting cards sold each year, are you ready to laugh!?\nNobleWorks has been creating fun and humorous greeting cards since 1980 B. E (before eCards were present). Whether you are looking for cards for women, men, friend, co-worker, aunt or uncle, or perhaps you prefer cat and dogs themes, there are over 7,000 assorted choices in our collection, to make her or him laugh!\nWe print on premium, heavier than most, pure white paper with 30% recycled. In addition, we use print-on-demand technology (we and our quality control are very demanding!) which minimizes waste, while we print all our cards North America (a few are printed in Canada).\nWe offer a huge 8.5 x 11-inch jumbo size version of most of our designs and assortment packs of our most popular designs in just about any occasion and configuration. We also publish blank versions of many designs and assortments to be used as thank you notes, friendship, miss you, thinking of you or any other purpose or occasion you can think of. \nNobleWorks – and The Best Card Company (our non-humor brand) – has the ideal card for you! We strive for perfection and customer satisfaction – every card, every order, every time!\nIs leaving a lasting impression important to you? – order now and see for yourself!","brand":"NobleWorks","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50708755120365,"sku":"0601","price":6.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0430\/8284\/2262\/files\/60b52fef5f3b387133a6ce9a6ddee31d168f560605540f4dcd515b63f1de9a00.jpg?v=1789744182","url":"https:\/\/feelin-memphis.com\/products\/funny-birthday-greeting-card-arm-leg-firstborn","provider":"Feelin’ Memphis LLC","version":"1.0","type":"link"}